Randomness 2

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Dickhead

Ada orang kerek disini.Saya tak suka dia. Basically he's a freakin ass. He does not know anything and came here yapping craps at us. Not define la, nak looked for another vendor la...eyy talk cam brainless mad person jer. This is the problem when a freaking deuche with dick takes over. Hate him to death. Please go dig yoursef a grave man..menyusahkan jer.. Hate him...

>P Uwekkk to you..

Menci i...

Try 1

Saje-saje suka-suka :D
ini adela cubaan menjadi kreative part Uno

 

 

Icons taken from here

Me Like :)

This is my desktop in my office. The wallpaper is taken form Saharil. I actually "pinjam" his paintings that he posted in his blog. I like his work, it is simple and can be understood easily by a simple parallel minded like me :) Have a good and productive day! (macam Ceo ckap kat kuli pekerja2nya)

Kat lua dah gelap

    Uiss...dah malam dah ni. Still in the office need to settle all this craps, so that tomorrow i will be a bit free.
Kat earphone ni lagu Jotun (bukan cat jotun tuh) berkumandang. Tiba2 tadi ivy tanye aku kenapa belum balik lagi. Aku dengan semena (betol ke ni?) menjawab "Oh my andrenalin is pumping so i think im goin to finish this doc tonight"....so die jawab "Ok, dont go home so late kay?".

    Soklan pertama: kenapa aku jawab macam tuh? adekah neuron aku cam dah putus skit?
    Soklan kedua: betol ke aku nak abeskan this thing tonight?

    Arini selasa, so its a jamm day in KL. I dont want to get stuck in the traffic. Sakit pungkok tau dak? Pastu to makes things worse.....my phone line da kna barred T.T camne nak txt Shahril nii..nightmare betol la. Kat umah tepon da kena alih kat ruang tamu..so takde privacy nak cakap2. Nak pegi bayar malas nak masuk area Ampang Point yang sangat hell tu. Mest jem gile barbie nye..
      Well, i have a very high tendencies to make my self suffer. I dig and dig until i found something bad.Hohoh..lepas tu mad at my self and wish i never knew. Hadoiai....kenapa la ko ni yasmin zakaria. Gilakah anda ini. Hati anda ada seketol saje..jagelah ia dengan makan donut Jco atau sewaktu denganye. Ataupon feed yourself with carbs yang best (carbs makes you calm but kill u easily).


ok maka habeslah hikayat Jco dan konco-konconye..

Ahak!


IceMintTea

Jhonny Depp :)

       Yay! My Jhonny Depp is recovered from his demeaning injuries caused by me..wahaha!! Finally i gotta send him to the workshop to fix him up. It cost me about 300 to 400 (i presumed) don't know yet the bill have not been send to me yet.
        Thanks Shahril and Pakcik sebab bawak Jhonny saye ke workshop!! Sebab nak harap kat saye memang lagi setaun la baru dapat pegi buat. Hehehe~ (i dont like worksop sebab x besh!) and baru semalam juga saye telah tersedar bahawa saya telah di ditipu oleh seketul melayu yang berscrotum di workshop Proton..saya sangat sakit hati but things have been done.....kena be smart next time :)

Jhonny Depp=hotness | Ville=hotness+sampah  ^o^   

p/s: Date itu penting, kerana date adalah tarikh dan tarikh adalah date. Thank You.

Matilda

             Emm..technically this is the first novel that i read thousands times without feeling bored. Before this book, usually i read all those chick it kinda novel, like Sweet Valley Twins (kecik2 baca yang ni la) then evolve to Sweet Valley High and more chick oriented novel that have a motto of "Have a boyfriend or you're a Loser". Basically, Matilda changes my course of reading....from chick lit to fantasy, horror and thriller novel.
               After reading Matilda, i started to read all Roald Dahl's novel, such as James and The Giant Peach, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory and Boy. From here my reading habit evolve to RL Stine's book. He write horror and thriller young adults novel.Than i started to read Harry Potter series started from Nareem giving me Harry Potter and The Philospher Stone as my bday present.
               As i grow older i started to pick up books from Sophie Kinsella (the only chick lit author that i like) Dan Brown my favourite, Stephen King and various rare and weird books that i can find. I dont like to read motivation and self help book. To me, living your live is through your expirience. Not others. So, my current obsession is collection Ahmed Deedat's book...im in a process to haunt his book..hehhe.~

the book that change me~if i stick to sweet valley i will probably be a pinky girlish irritating bitch ahaha~!!!!

COCOPIE *big grin*

Saya bukanlah peminat Millah AF (err taktau no brapa). Tapi saya suka makan benda tak sehat ini. Saya boleh makan ini sampai sakit perot. Mak saya pon bekalkan ini untuk pergi ke kerja. Terima kasih.

Saya suke coco pie kerana:

1. It makes me feel good when i ate it
2. Takes away my blue (litterally)
3. Makes me feel bloated and fat thus instant satifactory
4. Makes me chappy... :P
5.When i take a bit and hit the marshmallow, instantly i feel like i was in the air.
6. Keeps me awake during work (because the high content of suuugarr~)
7. You can eat it with ice cream and banana (taste like heaven)
8. Happy heart keeps the doctors away :)
9. Taste better than chicken
10. Makes me HAPPY...

benda cumil yang sedap..

p/s: Yasmin Like This (gamba Thumbs Up!)

Nappy Nap Nap~

Huargghh!!~ Just woke up from afternoon nap.

            School holiday are goin to be over this Sunday. All those peaceful traffic and serenity of driving in this mudhole are goin to be ruined started this Monday. Whharrg!! why do i have to go through all this agony and pain (over reacted plak). Well enjoy the last remaining days of the school holidays kids. Your hellish looking teachers are goin to make the hell of your life this Monday wehehehee~~
           I hate my school days. Because teachers always after me. i dont know why.When i was a kid, i dont talk much (until now) so there was a test back then if im not mistaken Amali or Ujian Lisan kot? something like that la..i oso forget oredi. bac to the topic, when the teacher asked me the questions..the situation more or less like this:

C: Yasmin, apakah pendapat kamu tentang artikel yang dibaca tadi?
Y: .........................(long pause)
C: Yasmin...awak dengar tak?
Y: Dengar (sabarla u ni...so impatient : dlm hati)... Aa...saya rasa..
C: Baiklah saya rasa nantilah saya tanya kamu lagi. Kamu macam tak bersedia.
Y: huh????? (Aku baru nak jawab dowh!)

         Lohh...itu la situasi yang selalu berlaku kat aku. I think because teachers dah malas nak tunggu lama2 because my name is Yasmin and its usually last or 2nd or 3rd last in the class. My fellow last-ian name in the class also faced the same fate. Turn out that the freakin cikgu called my mom and tell her that im probably social retarted or possed a very serious brain damanged due to very bad roti canai that they been selling in my school back then.
         My mak apelagi, marah aku la kenapa i didnt answer my teachers question. I tried to answer mak but she wont listen to me...tapi guess what mak ak tak percaya la..of course at that time parents have more respect to the teachers not like what happen now. Since the incident, my whole primary school years has always been the same cycle. I guess that woman warns other teachers bout me..hehe~

Lunch Date with Mr Super Furry Animal Lover :)

He came for lunch today :) so sweet of him..

We ate at simply spice, he ate fish and chips (he's a seafodtarian) and im all cannibalistic towards the furry bird by having crispy chicken rice fried rice ^o^!!!  I loike that fried rice, that why you can see more "comel" than "comel-er" version of me a year a go  LOL! : P

So to my MSFAL En.Bulat..thanks for the lunch..it was very sweet :)


Love you so much sayang :) Truly i do...

kohkohkoh!!~

Pict credit : Judibug

p/s: trying to be civilised blogger :P

Eating and Listening

           I have Carl's Junior for lunch today..ah yes..no fasting for today cause yesterday my body system went wacko..leaving me blank and unintendedly very weak. For breakfast i have 2 egg tarts i brought from home..i think my mak leave it in the refregerator (takot anak die kurus kot) a box of egg tarts from i forgot the brand name. I use to love the tarts and stop eating it with a reason that i cant recall. Soo..i makan la..2 for breaakie.
            Then for tea time, theres a birthday party here, i think its one of the user's bday. I was not in when they celebrated (meeting with that darn man....grrrr). They leave us slices of the cakes on our table. I think its butter scotch cake kot..yg ada nuts and raisins tu.
           Today my playlist in the office consist all the old Bad Religion's album. I think i revise, Process of Believe, The Grey Race, Generator and New America. They quite old and my feelings toward Greg Graffin never change..i still think he's the sexiest man (bukan physically), his mind and thinking are very valid and make sense to me. His lyric is wonderful. It different from metal lyrics-dont get me wrong they are beautiful too, but too many bunga lah. This one is more straight forward and lots of my ideas and thinking influenced by him and of course Ahmed Deedat. You see, i've always drawn to a very intellectual guys. Dalam apa2 pon...dia mesti good with his brain..heheh~ lau muka hensem tapi bengong pon tak guna jugak..kuikui~
            Listening to them takes me back to the early years of my life. Where punk rock are not considered shizz as they are now. There is more to attitude of thinking, rather than fashion, drinking and fornicating. Punk itself is an idea, and an idea cant be taken away from an individual, they stay as the fashion will go.
           When i was in college, there's a class i need to take its English: Public Speaking. My tutor, En.Azlan (sama nama ngan abg aku) is a huge Ramones fan. I did a paper on punk culture and presented it as my final presentation. All's went well and ada yang terkujat sebab ak ni tak banyak cakap dalam kelas hehe..tapi present benda camni.
            My presentations banyak take materials from him. His quotes, papers and books really effected me. So needless to say..saya suka Greg Graffin...anda sangat seksi di mata saya..hueheu!~

Greg Graffin saye..wuhuuuu~

IceMintTea ~.~

Aries (The Ram)

16/06/2010
WITH the inventive Uranus and Jupiter, planet of opportunity, enconced in Aries, you're beginning a new cycle. Initially you will be more concious of what's on its way out than promised events. Let the past go. Its clearing the way for those thrilling and unexpected developments coming your way.

p/s: benda ni takleh percaya sangat but the bold sentence captured my mind. Maybe i should let the past go. I hope i can forgive and forget. Nak set a new mind set, to mend everything that has been broken :)

Mending

How to forgive if you cant forget?

            This is the main concern of me now. You cant possibly understand what ive been through. Hati i dah merajuk dengan you. Susah nak repair balik. Bukan senang macam repair internet connection dekat Local Area Connection Status. Click jer on repair and its mended. I wish it was that easy.

           Hit after hit kena kat hati ni. Walaupun u in denial yang you are still the good samaritan who try to help the damsell in distress tu. But without hesitation, you buat benda2 tu semua.Susah nak swallow menda ni sebenarnye. I tak penah buat kat you, thats why i felt so unfair. I tau u takkan admit yang you salah, you were just tyring to help orang yg susah.

           But still, have you ever think about me when you buat menda2 tuh? Bila u cakap sayang kat die, do you think bout me? Thats why i tak nak you panggil i sayang lagi sebab sayang tu dah jadi macam benda biasa bagi you. I dont feel like its special anymore. You panggil la i lempeng ke, kipas ke, meja ke, for what i care.

          If the person worth all this, then you should bare menda2 ni semua k? Sbelum you buat you tak fikir yang you dah letakkan relationship kita as the big stake. You tak takot ke yang u might just loose me or the relationship? Nape la you wat camtu? For the person...you sanggup kan?

          You penah tanye ape lagi yang perlu u buat kat i...the answer is nothing. U takyah nak wat ape2 pon. Its just me. With whats left with my heart, i try to mend it..and mend it...and mend it again..until hati i kuat lagi...


Still merajuk lagi....Tak tau la sampai bila.

Aku ngan ko :)

Aku dengan kau je dekat sini...

Aku komen ko....ko komen aku

Aku romen ko...ko romen aku..

wahahah!!!

Tuwentifaivee~~

Hermm...how fast the time goes by. Its already June and i am blissfully by the age of the christmas cake expiry date : 25. Well i got this saying from most of the girls out there that "25" is the timeline that separating you from being a spinster or a very young beutiful bride as you were holding your trophy husdband (asik trophy wife jer) walking down to the grand pelamin under the hot sun of 1Malaysia situated under the goddamn super hot white tent.

Not anymore la babes, because now "65" is the age that we will considered old. So, it is an additional 10 years from the previous "55". I hated when my mak said i am 25 and should be making babies. Well tell you what, i am still young and to make things concrete i have no money! wahahah!!~ Tolonglah wahai ibu2..kawin tu bukan bayar pakai air atau molekul2 cecair yang lain. Its Money!~ which most of us is still lacking. Adoi..nak carik duit laa..penat sangat..

p/s: nape ak slalu cte pasal kawin ni? gila kah?

IceMintTea

Diego Luna *.*

Yesterday i was watching "Will Farrel:You're Welcome America. A Final Night With George W. Bush". Seriously funny shitz! Bwahha!! This show is a parody of Mr George W Buch imporsinated by Will Farrel. It started in a SNL scatch that Farrel always do. After the downfall of the regime they decided to make a broadway one man show on GWB. Very funny! Haha!! Farrel play the furher very well.
Well, this entry is about a name they constantly mention in this scatch. Its Diego Luna. I mean who is Diego Luna anyways? and i googled the name. Here is Diego Luna.

shirt is so gay...eheh

Wanted to write more bout him But later lah..not in a mood :)


IceMintTea

Nonsense itu menyakitkan

Started yesterday when i got txt from Nas.

"Yaz, aca wat hal kat fb"

.. dlm hati aku whttheeff?? but i dont have access to internet since it has been cut to late bills payment. So i called her up.

"Nape nas? what's the story?"
"Em...aca shout kat wall kata : BT and Verm read to carik vox baru...sekian"
"Haa? olo nape camtu plak?"
"Ntah la..."
"Emm ok laa..malas nak fikir"

So, later on i dont have the neurons in my brain orders me to call Aca up..

"Ellow, wassup pasal fb ko ni?"
"Em bapak ak tak bagi nyanyi lagi, maybe taun ni ak last ngan korang"
"Err...takda cara len ker?"
"Takde"
" Haa..ok la camtu"

Then i hung up the phone.
Help.. im bursting my self out. Like a self human combusting going to happen. Help me..i cant takes this anymore. Always eating everyboy's crap. How bout mine? Are they ready to handle by wrath? If i did blow up, will they be able to accept me as the old person i am.


Hopefull i dont have to go to the extend.


a very serious post by IceMintTea.

Try2 Color :P

Want to try something...


Bla..bla..bla CRAPS!!
BIATCH!
DEM YOU~~
Shit!!
Tipu~

OK puas ati dah..hehe~

Apakah?

Ive found this site on http://blogserius.blogspot.com/2009/08/makebabiscom-serius-lawak.html.

Hahah!! sangat funny yer tuan2. It is because it combines your partner and your face together to make to predict what your babies will looked like. Ive tried few combinations and lots of the turn out to be like Shrek. They are cute but makes you turn green..heheh..This is the far the most decent looking offspring.

              dont be a douche when you grow up ya? if you do im gonna smack you face..PERIOD!

p/s: opps..khayalan semata, blom menikah lagi so takleh wat baby yet..hoho! ^o^

IceMintTea

The Pain~arghh!

        I have a massive stomach pain today. Plus im fasting. The main thing here is it occurs around 4 someting2 and it's  4++ hours more to break my fast. I dont want to ruin my fasting. My job is still a lot. If i could describe i rethorically, i would say it is as high as the UOA building in Bangsar. Demmit lah~ Nevetheless, im still strong and will break my fast soon.
        Weekend plan will be, wedding at n9 with Mr.Super Furry Animal Lover and En.Hanaffi, sunday will be my mother's chauffeur for half or 3/4 of the day. Need to but some groceries for the house. Got a big brother but seem to not exist at the moment...Huhu..
         Still in my cubicle.Wants to go home but tersangat malas and my neurons are not well connected with each other, so better off the steering to avoid further damages :) some updates with Intan, she is in persue of looking the best dress to wear for her wedding next year. She bought 3 different kinds of wedding magazines. I saw one of them and to my suprised some people really spend for their wedding..i mean massive mountains amounts of money. Ahh...speaking of wedding, i remember one of my friends got Engaged last weekend, and she got herself mini pelamin! What Mini Pelamin? What the fucuk is dat? Let me explain, its a pelamin but mini...hahahah!!! :P. Here's a conversation between me and Intan when i tunjuk her picture in the facebook :

"Eh....why nowdays tunang pun nak kena pelamin. Izzit nessasary?"..
"Em taklah, i think it depend on the couple itself whether to have big or small majlis"
"Yup..think so lah. Baru tunang jer..lau wedding mau nye cam decoration kat Buckingham Palace"
" Ehheeehhee~..itu lahh..."

P: Abg nak mini pelamin yg macam ni time engagement

L: Err..mestila bole untuk baby cyg abang

P: Yay! Cyg abang lebih banyak daripada koleksi Cd Siti Burhaliza sayee!!

L: Ehheeee.. ^^! (rabaksness)

Yelah...you know it was just an engagement party as the matsaleh said. I think better to keep it simple. Just invites few close friends and relatives would do. Why to go the same routine as the wedding ceremony? Kan dah tak best? Betol tak?


 p/s: Lau laki aku kaye nak jugak lah kan..Yela perempuan kan gila (bak kata bopren aku) ahah!!


IceMintTea

Damn You Satan!!

              Well, yesterday Mr.Super-Furry-Animal-Lover (MSFAL), Og and truly yours have been luckky enough to catch Lagenda Budak Setan or in english directly as Lagend of Boy Satan!..sounds like a horror movie right? Err..nope! totally a sappy love story. Actually you can predict how it ends the few minute it started. But credits to the director of photography.
               The scene and color of the movie quite nice. Minus the super zoom of all actors face. Perhaps its because the resolution in the movie theather is wrong. Because it is too close, like indonesian sinetron closeup-close. Yeah..that bad. As for the actors, really suits the characters they played execept for the girl who WAS Lisa Surihani she's a plank.Almost cried at some scene but logic part of my brain directly find the nice tune from Barney and Friends that i heard monts ago when i have to baby sit my niece and imagine them dancing ariund with that creepy purple dinosour who turns out to be a Philophile...it was a nightmare i tell you....(Bek..you so jahat cakap Barney macam tu) Damn You Barney!

En.Barney

            Emm as for the background music...emm standard sad song with a nasal oriented voice. Far and off..i coudn't say its a bad movie..its an OK OK movie. Would'nt watch it for the second time tho...but i heard there will be a sequal because the end of the story theres a tagline Berakhir Bahagian 1. So without doubt there will be more. This is Twilight sequal Malaysian style, minus the pale sick looking vampire and hunky hot blooded Warewolve..we'll see..
                 I cant wait for Ms Carries Bradshaw and friend to hit the movie screen. All the fab clothes, shoes and bags that i cant afford will be worn by them :) at least i can feast my eyes right? Ultimate chick flick but im goin to make my MSFAL come with me.....simply for the torture. LOL ^o^

Aku nak closet die!! Whaa!!

p/s: Damn is the new shizzz....

IceMintTea

Accident Material = Me?

I found something interesting on the web. I kinda googled it beacause few months back i've heared this article on which occupation makes a bad driver (regardless male or female). Here's the article :

Err..im not a computer engineer yet, but working in the same line.... yup enuff said Nerd Alert..

IceMintTea

Penchuri Booko

       Yay! Mudah.com makes everthing possible! (they should use this tagline) yehaa!!. Ok back to the topic, i've been looking for this book for ages now. Its hard to find it, well eventually when i found the book at Borders or Kinokuniya usually im out of cash :). Makes things short, im surfing in mudah.com the other day and i search for this book, its The Book Thief by Marcus Zusack a.ka Marcus Susahnakeja as i might called him.
       This lady sells rare titles from almost everywhere. I wonder how she gets it and sell at almost reasonable price, i bought this one at RM20+postal. I asked her whether she have Satanic Verses by that goddamn Salman Rushdie and unfortunately its not in the stock. I wanted to read the book so that i will understand whts the fuss about. I do know he was saying bad things about Islam. But to feed my curiosity i wanted to know...ahah!!
          Back to the book, im still in the process of reading it. It takes me while to undestand the trend and flow of the story. It was in a narrated format and sometines if you do not pay attention you can actually get lost. Its been a hectic week for me, maybe i can find some time to finished it.haha!! Unlike The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown it was simple and intrigruing! You cant stop reading it.
         Okay2..you must be thinking im somekinda nerd that implanted a series of books on her hand, but seriously once you start reading you cant stop. It works this way for me, but i dont know bout you :)

Penchuri Booko by Marcus Suzah-Nak-Eja

IceMintTea

3F(Fasting,Friend,FOOD)

Dear All,
           Im on my 2nd day of my efford to end my 'hutang puasa' to Allah. Hope its going to be soon. As a lot of obsticles and many2 nice food that i missed so much. I dont know why but when you are fasting, you tend to value food more. Like, ive always skip my freakin luch to my work (very workaholic indeed :) ) because i dont know what the hell im supposed to be eating. But now all sorts of food crossed my mind..like the-main-cause-of-heart-failure (masak lemak cili api daging with rebung and rice yummy!) and the mother of all hearth blockage-Big Apple Donut! (Haish! - Mr.Fussy Man Bout Eating will get mad at me if i eat this a lot eheh!).
            And the ost ironic thing is, the hunger for it will be dissolved along with the first gulp of water that you will drink when breaking fast. How come ah? I guess its jsut one of great wonder of fasting. Training to control mind and cleansed the body for better living.

In Persuit Of Happiness (dont mind the drawing)

             Enuff bout that. Haaa...an old friend called me during lunch. Its been so long since i hear from him. He just been discharge from the the hospital. He got serious 'denggi berdarah'. Thank Allah he's is not one of the statistic. If not i wont be hearing him today. Alhamdullah. Im kinda have a crush on him in the early stage of our friendship, but that thing dissapeard as we got to know each other and it just a mutual friend relationship. Platonic to be exact :D. Hope to see him again. Its been so long En.Adii. Hehee~

             The clock shows 6.06pm. Im waiting for the time to break my fast. Tonight Mr.Super Furry Animal Lover and i will be watching "Lagenda Budak Setan". Never read the book, but i bet it will be typical malay movie-lah..sad and depressing :P

aa..madu saye Cik Lisa Surihani :P

IceMintTea

Accidents Happens :(

Dear Ril,

       Yesterday was a bad day for me. Starting from a minor accident nearby my office. Where a guy hit my car from back. Thank Allah it was nothing serius. I guess it was just a bump. Not a scratch nothing. Nasib baik lah, and then i hit some one else car..HAahah!! ironic right? Hermm i guess it just a very black monday. I saw NasAlia's status in FB the morning before this accidents happens. It was " Happy Black Monday" ehhee..happy indeed. it cost me RM450..

         Thanks to you i'm able to pay her up. My salary wasnt in till this friday. I'm barely have money for lunch now..haha!! To be honest in pocket right now, i have only rm 100 to go through this weekend. Thank Allah again that my boss bought us lunch yesterday..and i'm on my "puasa ganti" the whole week. Not that i want to save money, i have plan it before this. As ramadhan is coming soon. :)
         Well, thanks again dear. Owe you much! Muahh!! ehhe..

change the currency to RM la yee..There goes my money :(

the sad and broken hearted - IceMintTea